I'm drive I can fine osifer
where does the pee come out of this thing
Farmville is her only friend.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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