there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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