You're completely useless in the revolution.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
