It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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