susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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