margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
im on a boat
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