Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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