yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
