it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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