the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
