You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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