im gay
i know
yea but for you.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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