Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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