After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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