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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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