I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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