I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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