I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
