I hope mine doesn't look like that
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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