I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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