She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Can I color on your dick again?
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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