she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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