Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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