did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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