When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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