All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Where did you get a picture of my penis
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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