I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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