yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize