areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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