I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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