Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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