When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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