Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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