new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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