first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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