Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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