Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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