Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
40s are totally the cure
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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