just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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