So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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