i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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