Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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