pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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