Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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