And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
my poor anus
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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