your parents love me but you hate me
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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