Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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