How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Actions speak louder than pants.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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