You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.