There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.