Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome