The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
