I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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