so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She announced her abortion via fbk
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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