The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
