So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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