I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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