no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's never too late to be topless.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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